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If I punched someone because of a bad pun relating to this story, would that be a battery?

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While I used to remain neutral to such a hot topic, I have switched my stance regarding the overloaded influx of gang violence which has on many occasion proven to be a terminal subject. It is sad to witness that most of the short tempered members that make up such a panel cannot reach a junction or are resistant to find common ground to relay their capacity of feeling isolated and out of phase with the rest of society.
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I wish I could think up some good puns to add. But more importantly, I wish that mloteyro posted a link so I would not have searched for this story myself on google. Searching for "Copper Thief Electrocuted" did not get to this guy, but I found a 2009 link with several very graphic pictures of some prior idiot.

He was waaaaayyyy beyond medium rare. Quite crispy around the extremeties. Particularly the extremeties in the groin region. :oops:

Where's the barfing smilie when you need one?

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He was waaaaayyyy beyond medium rare. Quite crispy around the extremeties. Particularly the extremeties in the groin region. :oops:

Where's the barfing smilie when you need one?


Hate to recycle a pun, but -- in the family Joules?

Oh, and (apologies to Canaan)

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Anyway, I'm pleasantly surprised to see how well this topic resonated with the forum.

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He was reportedly a free radical, but obviously he was well grounded in his morals...
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While I used to remain neutral to such a hot topic, I have switched my stance regarding the overloaded influx of gang violence which has on many occasion proven to be a terminal subject. It is sad to witness that most of the short tempered members that make up such a panel cannot reach a junction or are resistant to find common ground to relay their capacity of feeling isolated and out of phase with the rest of society.



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