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Thats funny, did you just make that?

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Yes. It's still a prototype. Once the finished product becomes available 3rd quarter of this year, It will be showcased on Ron Popeil's next infomercial. I will be giving them away to the first 1,000 callers with irritated genitalia. Mild chafing does not count, but you also get a free chop-o-matic. here is the proposed promo flyer:

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i can throw in a shamwow in lieu of the chop-o-matic.
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I thought this was a condition most common in Cougars?


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Red Hot Sloth wrote:
I thought this was a condition most common in Cougars?


It is now! the couger edition comes in a leopard print purse with 1 free botox injection and a BEBE shirt. how much to hotlink to www.vagdesander.com from the cougar wiki page? I'll pay 5 cents per click.


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Can we stay on topic here

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Can we stay on topic here


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That was fucking awesome Pillow! I've got my work cut out for me.

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That was fucking awesome Pillow!

No, THIS is a fucking awesome pillow!!

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this sounds appropriate for the overall vibe of the thread...



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But do you have a product that will work on my nipples?
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Thats funny, did you just make that?

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Yes. It's still a prototype. Once the finished product becomes available 3rd quarter of this year, It will be showcased on Ron Popeil's next infomercial. I will be giving them away to the first 1,000 callers with irritated genitalia. Mild chafing does not count, but you also get a free chop-o-matic. here is the proposed promo flyer:

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No, THIS is a fucking awesome pillow!!



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this one's pretty cool too. comes with a free sleeping bag. but what's with lubricating it and ribs? Who'd want a slimey pillow. let alone having ribs before bedtime. youre just asking for indigestion. doesn't sound too comfy when I'm on my way to dream land.

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You didnt answer my question...see the quote below please..
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But do you have a product that will work on my nipples?
Pillow Pants wrote:
Red Hot Sloth wrote:
Thats funny, did you just make that?

:domo:


Yes. It's still a prototype. Once the finished product becomes available 3rd quarter of this year, It will be showcased on Ron Popeil's next infomercial. I will be giving them away to the first 1,000 callers with irritated genitalia. Mild chafing does not count, but you also get a free chop-o-matic. here is the proposed promo flyer:

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If I can reach just one person and change their life with my product, It will be worth the billions of dollars in research.
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Red Hot Sloth wrote:
You didnt answer my question...see the quote below please..
Red Hot Sloth wrote:
But do you have a product that will work on my nipples?
Pillow Pants wrote:
Red Hot Sloth wrote:
Thats funny, did you just make that?

:domo:


Yes. It's still a prototype. Once the finished product becomes available 3rd quarter of this year, It will be showcased on Ron Popeil's next infomercial. I will be giving them away to the first 1,000 callers with irritated genitalia. Mild chafing does not count, but you also get a free chop-o-matic. here is the proposed promo flyer:

Image

If I can reach just one person and change their life with my product, It will be worth the billions of dollars in research.


I'm sorry I was in a meeting for securing tech support in India. Our current offerring for mammarie manipulation are these lovely chocolate pasties.

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The high content of vitamin E and emulsifying properties of the chocolate will keep your nips tip top in the harshest of conditions. they come with a free jello mold in the shape of a panda.
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