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Throwin' Down the Gauntlet (to the dude Red Hot Sloth)
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Author:  Phonger [ Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Throwin' Down the Gauntlet (to the dude Red Hot Sloth)
A message to the one known as Red Hawt Snatch...

What's up dude? I see you sitting high in your saddle at the kiddie trail you call Calaveras. You think your so kewl with your Panda/Heckler, but everyone knows that Santa Cruz are for girly men who don't know how to ride. I know you were talking crap about me and my 29'er big wheel single-speed, but guess what homie? I GOTTA FULL SQUISH NOW AND IM COMIN' TO GET YA!

You better watch your back now, dude, cuz I'm like Michael Phelps on wheels. Im about to dust you like Usain Bolt runnin' the 200. You think Im scared of you because you used to be a big bad Marine? Please...Im vietnamese, and everyone knows my people used to fight wars in black pajamas and flip flops.

YOU HEAR THOSE FOOTSTEPS? That's me about to bunnyhop your azz! One last thing - everyone knows Pandas are soft. You need to watch the Discovery Channel because Pandas always get eaten by SHARKS. You feel me? PLAY WITH THE SHARK AND YOU WILL GET BIT!
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Author:  Ld00d [ Sat Aug 23, 2008 3:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Throwin' Down the Gauntlet (to the dude Red Hot Sloth)
looking good there phonger!

:w00t:
Author:  Red Hot Sloth [ Sat Aug 23, 2008 3:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Throwin' Down the Gauntlet (to the dude Red Hot Sloth)
ROTFL!!!
Well Phong, I must say that is one sharp looking ride, congratulations!!! I know your mastery at riding a SS 29er will benefit you greatly to put power to the ground on that elegant double bumper, its fo friggin' pretty I wanna hump it. By the way, did you name it "My Humps" considering your love for Lycra and all?
I hope your riding with us tomorrow because I am interested in witnessing you pilot your black beauty while wearing black 'jammies and little pink slippies.
"I guess my days are numbered here at Brainasium"
Sweet ride Phong!!!!
I better see your azz on the trail tomorrow sweet-cheeks!!!
Author:  foo29er [ Sat Aug 23, 2008 9:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Throwin' Down the Gauntlet (to the dude Red Hot Sloth)
respect the powa of the yellow peeps!!!!

nice ride dude...always good to have squish and hardtail in your stable
Author:  danimal [ Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:36 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Throwin' Down the Gauntlet (to the dude Red Hot Sloth)
This is exactly the kind of banter I like to see. Brothers insulting brothers. It would bring a tear to my eye but I don't have tear ducts.
Author:  Evil Chocula [ Sun Aug 24, 2008 9:46 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Throwin' Down the Gauntlet (to the dude Red Hot Sloth)
Yummy. Is that a Reign or Trance?

AND, RHS's a former Marine?! Semper Fi brother! Ever seen the Banana Show? :o
Author:  Phonger [ Sun Aug 24, 2008 4:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Throwin' Down the Gauntlet (to the dude Red Hot Sloth)
Thanks but Sloth is more like my sister. :thumbsup:


danimal wrote:
This is exactly the kind of banter I like to see. Brothers insulting brothers. It would bring a tear to my eye but I don't have tear ducts.
Author:  Phonger [ Sun Aug 24, 2008 4:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Throwin' Down the Gauntlet (to the dude Red Hot Sloth)
Evil Chocula wrote:
Yummy. Is that a Reign or Trance?

AND, RHS's a former Marine?! Semper Fi brother! Ever seen the Banana Show? :o


I opted for the Trance. Im not big time enough like you for the Reign.
Author:  Kimba [ Sun Aug 24, 2008 5:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Throwin' Down the Gauntlet (to the dude Red Hot Sloth)
Phong, nice meeting you today and that ride you got is sweet. That climb up Pinball was something else huh? Shark alert! Here's a pic of you.

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Author:  EMFC [ Sun Aug 24, 2008 6:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Throwin' Down the Gauntlet (to the dude Red Hot Sloth)
That climb sucked
Author:  Red Hot Sloth [ Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:31 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Throwin' Down the Gauntlet (to the dude Red Hot Sloth)
Semper Fi!!!
Banana Show, Ping Pong Show, Goldfish Show, Haboo Show.
What?......Whisper Alley?
BC Street?
Yup...Drinking Sake on the Sea Wall with the local fisherman at 3 in the morning...
Ahh, the memories. :cheers:
Evil Chocula wrote:
AND, RHS's a former Marine?! Semper Fi brother! Ever seen the Banana Show? :o
Author:  Red Hot Sloth [ Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Throwin' Down the Gauntlet (to the dude Red Hot Sloth)
Twin Sister that is.. :hello:
Phonger wrote:
Thanks but Sloth is more like my sister. :thumbsup:


danimal wrote:
This is exactly the kind of banter I like to see. Brothers insulting brothers. It would bring a tear to my eye but I don't have tear ducts.
Author:  Phonger [ Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Throwin' Down the Gauntlet (to the dude Red Hot Sloth)
Mike Kim wrote:
Phong, nice meeting you today and that ride you got is sweet. That climb up Pinball was something else huh? Shark alert! Here's a pic of you.



Mike - good meeting you. The climb killed me. Sorry if I was holding you up. See you at the next ride.
Author:  Kimba [ Sun Aug 24, 2008 9:31 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Throwin' Down the Gauntlet (to the dude Red Hot Sloth)
Phong, no holding up at all. Looking forward to the next ride, probably La Costa next Saturday.
Author:  Evil Chocula [ Mon Aug 25, 2008 12:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Throwin' Down the Gauntlet (to the dude Red Hot Sloth)
Phonger wrote:

I Im not big time enough like you for the Reign.


Thats true. Someday though, you might rate. Just don't give up.
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